Having to search for a specific file from years ago is no easy task, especially when you switch computers every year, but you find the strangest things….

EXHIBIT A - Mike moving in a provocative manner while lifting his shirt to reveal eyes where his areolas should be and a mustache over his bellybutton. For the finale a sexy spanking.

EXHIBIT B – Mike creepy eyebrow raise followed by him jumping and wetting his pants midair.

What was I thinking and why did I make these weird gifs!?!?

We had planned to have lunch at Jason’s deli, but we first stopped at the nearby petco. We always like to look at the animals, but I had no idea today was the day we’d adopt our first dog. Shelly stood out to us among all the others and she was excited when we were nearby, we knew we didn’t want to say goodbye. We filled out the paperwork and a few minutes later we found ourselves buying a leash and taking her home .

Isn’t it scary?

I’m so happy to see my kitties! Missed them so much!!! *That thing to the right of lola is not a penis, it’s the hand of her stuffed monkey friend.